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[athra]

barbed_whispers (10:26:24 PM): your penis and my laugh could join forces and TAKE OVER THE WORLD
getaway_machine (10:26:29 PM): HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
barbed_whispers (10:26:48 PM): oh god, what if your penis HAD AN EVIL LAUGH?????

Comments

[getaway-machine.livejournal.com]

psh. no one listens to JAYNE.

[barbed-whispers.livejournal.com]

you know what the chain of command is?? besides which, he's the PRESIDENT!

[getaway-machine.livejournal.com]

the chain *I* beat you with until you learn who's in ruttin' command here? And he's the VICE PRESIDENT, loser.

[barbed-whispers.livejournal.com]

you wish! dude, do you even READ these conversations? jayne's the president, simon's the VP, kaylee's the secretary, and you're the janitor!

so last night, i dreamt that mal was the president and jayne was the VP. of like, the 'verse. and i think inara was evil!

[getaway-machine.livejournal.com]

Well, whatever, you're clearly delusional and wrong because I am NOT THE JANITOR. THAT IS AREN'S JOB!

hahaha, why do you always have the best dreams?

[barbed-whispers.livejournal.com]

haha, ok, i guess that is acceptable! what should we make you then? i'm the official pants inspector. (i have to make sure they're regulation tightness! and if they're not, he has to remove them.)

god must really love me! or maybe i just smoke a lot of crack. SAME DIFFERENCE.