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[athra]

barbed_whispers (10:26:24 PM): your penis and my laugh could join forces and TAKE OVER THE WORLD
getaway_machine (10:26:29 PM): HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
barbed_whispers (10:26:48 PM): oh god, what if your penis HAD AN EVIL LAUGH?????

Comments

[fluffymaru.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW OMG WHAT DO WE DOOOOOO?????

Piss your pants in fear of us, apparently.

[barbed-whispers.livejournal.com]

no pants were harmed in the making of this thread.

[getaway-machine.livejournal.com]

::high five::

[barbed-whispers.livejournal.com]

hee, icon!

[getaway-machine.livejournal.com]

I WANT TO SEE MAL NAKED.

[barbed-whispers.livejournal.com]

join the club, dude. jayne's the president!

[getaway-machine.livejournal.com]

I thought Simon was? Maybe he's just VP. Kaylee claims secretary! (They do naughty things!)

[barbed-whispers.livejournal.com]

jayne made out with him fought him for it. you can be the janitor!

[getaway-machine.livejournal.com]

hey screw you! I am NOT the janitor.

[barbed-whispers.livejournal.com]

yes you are! jayne said so.

[getaway-machine.livejournal.com]

psh. no one listens to JAYNE.

[barbed-whispers.livejournal.com]

you know what the chain of command is?? besides which, he's the PRESIDENT!

[getaway-machine.livejournal.com]

the chain *I* beat you with until you learn who's in ruttin' command here? And he's the VICE PRESIDENT, loser.

[barbed-whispers.livejournal.com]

you wish! dude, do you even READ these conversations? jayne's the president, simon's the VP, kaylee's the secretary, and you're the janitor!

so last night, i dreamt that mal was the president and jayne was the VP. of like, the 'verse. and i think inara was evil!

[getaway-machine.livejournal.com]

Well, whatever, you're clearly delusional and wrong because I am NOT THE JANITOR. THAT IS AREN'S JOB!

hahaha, why do you always have the best dreams?

[barbed-whispers.livejournal.com]

haha, ok, i guess that is acceptable! what should we make you then? i'm the official pants inspector. (i have to make sure they're regulation tightness! and if they're not, he has to remove them.)

god must really love me! or maybe i just smoke a lot of crack. SAME DIFFERENCE.

[fluffymaru.livejournal.com]

Prick

[getaway-machine.livejournal.com]

HEY NOW.
THAT'S ME, NOT LISA.
>:|

[fluffymaru.livejournal.com]

Jealous much?

::wishes she would have saved her Daemon icon::

...have you ever noticed how much real life anger we generate when we try and "be" them? Seriously...wtf.

[getaway-machine.livejournal.com]

...
I do not get jealous.

And YEAH DUDE, what's up with that? I still have it, if you don't and you want it.

.......... SHHHHHHHHHH. DO NOT TALK ABOUT SUCH THINGS.

[fluffymaru.livejournal.com]

Maybe because your pants LIKE that sort of thing. They're YOUR pants, after all.

[barbed-whispers.livejournal.com]

i'm fairly certain my pants don't have feelings. they're my pants, after all.

[fluffymaru.livejournal.com]

Going logical to avoid a burn is lame. Either get creative or go to bed.

[barbed-whispers.livejournal.com]

in what crazy world does logic not enter into arguing? i mean, it's crackhead logic mostly, but still!